Evolution Explained
By Mitch Berg
Katie at Yucky Salad had a revelation at her 20th…
…you’re kidding, right? Katie? 20th? No way.
Anyway, Katie at Yucky Salad had a revelation at her “20th” high school reunion:
Last Saturday was my 20th high school reunion.
20th? Never! It can’t possibly have been twenty years; you don’t look a day over, um, over …well you look just perfectly acceptable for a woman your age. You really do, I’m not just saying that.
Flatterer.
Twas was a blast. A blast, I tell you! The last one was really fun, too, but the fact that we’re all older and wiser now also means we’re all just more willing to cut loose and have fun. I got there late and the open bar (open bar: veddy veddy dangerous) was juuuuust about to close, but thanks to the deep generosity of my fellow classmates and their seemingly endless supply of drink tickets, I still managed to guzzle my body weight in chardonnay. Is there anything more cliche than an almost 40-year old woman from the ‘burbs tanked on white wine? I think not, but I care not, either. And that, my friends, is what separates us from the apes.
After a week of Nick Coleman acting like a junior engineer, I’d wondered if anything did anymore.




