A Great, All-Consuming Crusade
By Mitch Berg
If you’re attending the Millard Fillmore Golf Tournament and/or the Post MilF party next month – or even if you’re not – I need to draw your attention to something of utterly dire importance.
Learned Foot is taking votes to determine which type of sausage will be served at the party. The choice is between Beer Brats and Italian Sausage and Chorizo (which belongs only on omelettes anyway).
I need you to go to Kool Aid Report and vote for Italian Sausage, if you please (the poll is on the right margin).
Because beer brats are edible, but…c’mon. Italian Sausage. Yum.
It wouldn’t be a major issue, but there’s guys from Wisconsin in on the vote. You never know what they’ll do when the word “beer” is involved.





July 31st, 2007 at 2:41 pm
MiLF? Given different case that could…oh, never mind.
July 31st, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Kerm,
You’re a quick one, arntcha?
July 31st, 2007 at 3:49 pm
That’s what AC tells me. I’m voting for kielbasa, by the way. Or maybe rope sausage.
July 31st, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Heh heh. Kerm votes for kielbasa.
July 31st, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Mitch, are you talking sweet or hot?
July 31st, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Kerm likes his kielbasa sweet AND hot.
July 31st, 2007 at 5:02 pm
And sliced into little pieces. No sauerkraut.
July 31st, 2007 at 5:03 pm
This reminds me… gonna need to make Timpano again soon.