The Thing About Americans
By Mitch Berg
Hey, Eurotrash. Meet Americans.
We’re pretty famous for not letting each other get captured by barbarians:
Aw, shucks. But no, our greatest military success of all time was liberating this weasel’s homeland and the rest of Europe, in a war we didn’t start but that the French could have ended in 1939 before it really got going.
Anyway, yeah – that’s us. Once we lost 18 men trying to get back a single chopper pilot – and he was already dead .
So – we lost two MC130s, each costing $114M, plus three Kiowa “Little Bird” choppers that couldn’t be loaded out in time. To save one guy.
To a European Air Force, that’d be a crippling loss to their fleet.
To the US, it means we’re down to 57 MC130s.
Now – if you’re a Euro fighter pilot, what does this tell you?
Although I wouldn’t worry too hard. If you’re a European pilot operating outside of Continental Europe, you’re gonna have to have American support to have gotten there in the first place. So you’ll probably get rescued too. By Americans.





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