One Day On The Radio
By Mitch Berg
SCENE: The basement studio of AM1280 The Patriot. Mitch BERG is hosting his weekend talk show. Unbelievably, across the table is Richard CARLBOM, chair of the MInnesota DFL party. Why did he agree to an interview? Search me. G-MONEY, the producer, is through the glass window in the control room, adjusting levels.
BERG: So Mr. Carlbom – you’re advocating a “special session on guns”. Since the House is tied and at least some outstate DFLs are going to be very uncomfortable trying to jam down gun bans, this would seem to be more of a DFL fundraiser than a special session. Your thoughts?
CARLBOM: F)ck that cynical sh1t…
(G-MONEY, the producer, frantically hits the dump button).
BERG: Er, you can’t talk like that on the radio.k
CARLBOM: Talk like what?
BERG: You can’s swear on the radio.
CARLBOM: I didn’t. I’m just talking like all the real Democratic men.
BERG: OK. So – special session or fundraiser?
CARLBOM: Well, one f)cking thing you conservative a$$h0l3s miss is…
(G-MONEY frantically smashes the dump button again)
BERG: Y’see, you did it again?
CARLBOM: Did what?
BERG: Swore on the radio. That’s a no-no.
CARLBOM: It’s just the f)cking way all of us m0th3rf__ing authentic big-d1ck Democrat p1ss working f3lch men Cl3v3l4nd St34m3r men are f3lch d1rty s4nch3z w4d (G-MONEY hammers the dump button; steam starts pouring from the delay box).
BERG: You’ve been a political flack your entire career. (Looks up at the call board). We’ve got an anonymous caller on the line – Ken from DC, you’re live and on the air…
CALLER: Mr. Carlbom, has anyone ever told you that you look like a slightly younger Herman Göring?
CARLBOM: Ken? Ken Martin? Is that you?
(But the line has gone dead).
And SCENE
September 4th, 2025 at 7:14 am
Considering the DFL’s only reliable constituency is Affluent White Female Liberals, it is only natural that they would propose an AWFL solution to every problem.
September 5th, 2025 at 2:17 pm
I know who Carlbom’s mentor/spirit animal is: Richard Trumka.
Side note: Mitch, any way to get the “previous” and “next” links back? I know, I know, it’s a tiny complaint. Just asking due to the way I read SITD (consecutively by post instead of scrolling down the home page).
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September 8th, 2025 at 4:50 pm
OK, not a real story, I think but it sure does illustrate the DFL attitude of entitlement. They’re only going to be stopped when the people start paying attention, IMO.