SCENE:  Mitch BERG is glueing a board full of protruding tacks under the surface of a May Lor Xiong campaign sign, when Avery LIBRELLE rides up in an even weirder looking recumbent.

LIBRELLE:  Merg!

BERG: (Visibly stifling annoyance): Oh, hey, Av…

LIBRELLE:  Shut up.   “Trump held a rally in the same place where they held…”

BERG: “Several Democrat national conventions?”

LIBRELLE: “No, it was…”

BERG:  Several nights of the most recent Billy Joel tours?

LIBRELLE:  No, it was…

BERG:  Several Democrat national conventions, including both of Jimmy Carter’s nominations and Bill Clinton’s 1992 coronation?

LIBRELLE:   Knock it off!

BERG:  Led Zeppelin had a concert there.  They filmed it.  I think it was called…

LIBRELLE:  Don’t!

BERG:  “The Triumph Of The Will Remains The Same!”

LIBRELLE:  I hate you.

BERG: “The all-star 1979 ‘No Nukes’ concerts?”

LIBRELLE: “NO! It was…”

BERG: I got it!  Where former GOP presidential candidate Wendell Willkie led 20,000 African Americans in June, 1943 in the largest Civil Rights rally of its era, calling for equal rights and for victory against Hitler.

LIBRELLE : Seriously, stop it, or I’ll…

BERG: “The NYC stop on Beyonce’s 2023 tour?

LIBRELLE: “STOP IT!”

Rides away

And SCENE.

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