Open Letter To The MNGOP
By Mitch Berg
To: The Minnesota Republican Party
From: Mitch Berg, Obstreporous Peasant
Re: Stragegery
Republicans,
Wanna cause a stampede of voters outside the 494/694 loop?
Make this person – Rep. Sandy Feist – the face of the MNDFL.
Her and her pet billl (I’ve added emphasis):
The Minnesota Legislature is considering a bill that would require all public and charter schools to make menstrual products available in school bathrooms, including boys’ bathrooms.
The bill, House File 44, would make it so “A school district or charter school must provide students access to menstrual products at no charge. The products must be available in restrooms used by students in grades 4 to 12.” …
“There are a lot of schools that are moving towards gender-neutral bathrooms, and if we add ‘female,’ we might become obsolete very quickly,” Feist said.
“Second, not all students who menstruate are female,” Feist continued. “We need to make sure all students have access to these products. There are obviously less non-female menstruating students and therefore their usage will be much lower. That was actually calculated into the cost of this.”
Business output is down 9%. Investment is cratering.
And Sandra Feist’s priority is giving middle-school boys lots of materials for practical jokes.
Sincerely,
That is all.
December 20th, 2023 at 6:26 am
This exercise in stupidity, will end the same way it did in Portland, Oregon schools when they tried it; the dispensers ripped off of the walls and shoved in the toilets. Actually, that’s what should happen to this ignorant socialist.
December 20th, 2023 at 6:39 am
My representative. We used to have Kate Knuth, so apparently red-headed morons are the clear preference in my district.
December 20th, 2023 at 7:13 am
We’ve seen news articles about males dressing up as females to gain access to the girls showers, and for second-rate male athletes to win competitions against females. Our nation’s most famous political appointee is either a cross-dressing admiral or a dog trainer whose wardrobe updates come from other people’s suitcases. Male-to-female transitions are all over the news.
Has anybody seen news stories about girls dressing up as boys to use the boy’s bathrooms where they might need menstrual products? I’d be interested to know the percentages: male-trans-to-female versus female-trans-to-male.
And why can’t those transmen nip into the girls bathroom when they need a tampon? Who’s stopping them?
December 20th, 2023 at 7:14 am
Dang it, forgot my banned-words-list. Moderation. Try again:
We’ve seen news articles about males dressing up as females to gain access to the girls showers, and for second-rate male athletes to win competitions against females. Our nation’s most famous political appointee is either a cross-dressing admiral or a CANINE trainer whose wardrobe updates come from other people’s suitcases. Male-to-female transitions are all over the news.
Has anybody seen news stories about girls dressing up as boys to use the boy’s bathrooms where they might need menstrual products? I’d be interested to know the percentages: male-trans-to-female versus female-trans-to-male.
And why can’t those transmen nip into the girls bathroom when they need a tampon? Who’s stopping them?
December 20th, 2023 at 7:21 am
It might be funny for some Republican to respond by saying, “I’m all for the idea of making sure every student has access to supplies they need. But it will cost us money in a time when we’re facing budget shortfalls so we’ll need to make up the difference somewhere. I recommend we eliminate funding for [favored liberal program of the day]. No? Well how about [next program]. No? Surely this proposal is important enough that we can shave a few dollers off [next program].”
December 20th, 2023 at 7:30 am
Seriously, is this all you need to get party invites from Kenwood and Linden Hills?
December 20th, 2023 at 8:02 am
And why can’t those transmen nip into the girls bathroom when they need a tampon? Who’s stopping them?
This is brilliant. Yeah, why can’t they?
December 20th, 2023 at 9:52 am
Better still, move the tampon machine to the hallway, above the drinking fountains, between the two bathroom doors. No need to enter the space where you feel ‘uncomfortable’ with members of one of the other 56 genders.
Why duplicate the expense?
December 20th, 2023 at 3:55 pm
You know, I was thinking about this, especially in the context of the Bigman’s excellent suggestion. Regardless of how trite the term has become, the fact is that Feist’s real priority is virtue signaling. In this case, dropping this little pile bureaucratic nonsense on every public school in the state by an act of the legislature makes everyone (who matters) aware of what has been done. And then, wash hands, job done, walk away and leave it to the schools to figure out the details.
My god, these people are assholes.
December 20th, 2023 at 5:13 pm
Call me weird, but I’d thought that people ought to buy their own personal products. I guess that sends me back to the previous ice age or something…