Dubious Motivations
By Mitch Berg
I saw this tweet from Governor Klink, and it brought me back in time almost (cough cough) years, to when I was trying to decide what to do after college:
And I clearly remember my thought process when figuring out where to move, and why:
- If a condom breaks, will my future nonexistent girlfriend be able to abort it even up until birth?
- If we have a kid, and get divorced, and that kid decides to transition genders, will I be able to get the custody order ignored?
- Can I afford the rent…not now, per se, but at some indeterminate point in the future, when a hodgepodge of government programs have some promised effect, whatever it is?
- Can I get paid leave from the job I neither have nor, honestly, have really figured out what it’ll be, yet?
- Will other kids coming after me be “prepared” for the jobs I’m trying to get?
Kudos, Governor Klink. Nailed it.
Is it just me, or was that tweet about coaxing young people to move to Minnesota – something they’re not doing – written by someone who’s never been a young person thinking about moving to another state?
September 1st, 2023 at 6:38 am
Wally knows his preferred market segment.
September 1st, 2023 at 7:25 am
Well, as I pointed out a couple of weeks ago, the Sunday edition of the Red Star had a front page article about the “alarming” exodus of young people. I’m sure that the propaganda spewers see it as a crisis. I mean, as the greatest generation and boomers die off, those future sources of tax revenue and DemoCommie votes are critical to the left wing psycho’s survival.
September 1st, 2023 at 7:39 am
So who composes these tweets?
It couldn’t be the Walrus himself, he’s too busy trying to emulate the Biden family business when not otherwise occupied by pimping for Education Minnesota and Planned Parenthood.
So who actually does the work?
Some theories suggest it’s a Macalester grad student who spent the last six years wasting daddies money but I doubt their limited brain power could conjure up something so banal.
So, may I offer up another possibility?
I’m thinking its a laid-off veteran reporter from a major Minnesota newspaper whose career has fallen to the depths of knocking out press releases for far-left attention whoring trust babies – and has seen above, tweets for the DFL that only conservatives read – because they are so funny, in a campy kind of way.
September 1st, 2023 at 9:57 am
OR, the DNC has funded and implemented a ChatGPT fork specifically designed to provide Democrat/DFL talking points and press releases for current/potential party officials. With ChatDFL you don’t need the Macalestar trust fund loser to do anything more that type in a request.
September 1st, 2023 at 10:31 am
Like Mr. Bodine, I’m going with the ChatGPT option.
“ChatGPT, please write a tweet promoting the Minnesota DFL and giving these four bullet points: Protecting rights, public investment in housing, paid medical and family leave, creating jobs in growth industries like health care and education.”
🌟 Stand with #MinnesotaDFL for a brighter future! 🌟
✅ Protecting your rights 🗽
✅ Investing in public housing 🏠
✅ Ensuring paid medical & family leave 👨👩👧👦
✅ Creating jobs in booming sectors like health care & education 🏥📚
#VoteDFL #ForThePeople
September 1st, 2023 at 4:07 pm
Pig, you should trademark ChatDFL… brilliant.
…from education to health care…
No economy, other than the islands, ever survived having only service jobs. Unless education is a ChatDFL-speak for brainwashing and health-care, abortion up to birth tourism. Bravo, MN! Them are fantastic jobs that every youngster is pining for!
September 1st, 2023 at 5:58 pm
Having lived on a small tropical island for thirty years (the Big Island of Hawaii), I can report with certainty that the only options you have for a growth economy on a small tropical Island are ag, the military, and tourism. Ag requires an active volcano to refresh the soil, and that has its own problems. A non-volcanic Island chain (like the Bahamas, for example) has its own problems. All the money comes from being a tourist destination. You produce waiters, waitresses, yard and pool boys, and maybe low level managers at resorts, but hotel/resort management is maybe the most colonial institution still in existence. Your job is to provide value to the company. So if you are a good low level manager in Indonesia, you will be promoted & sent to Tahiti or Hawaii or the Caribbean to manage a resort there, where you owe the locals nothing.