Rule Changes

By Mitch Berg

The rule changes in baseball this season got a lot of press.

But a rule change in basketball seems to have gotten less press.

Apparently, two field goals inside the three point line is now worth five points.

In related news, the Wooves/Linx “community” group has decared its “Inspirinig Women” winner for 2023:

12 Responses to “Rule Changes”

  1. bosshoss429 Says:

    Thanks to both teams for solidifying my decision to not spend a dime on their teams or games.

  2. jdm Says:

    All part of the democommie effort to get you to tolerate, accept, and then approve of pedophilia. You know, minor attracted.

  3. jdm Says:

    … and no, I don’t want to even think about what might come after pedophilia.

  4. John "Bigman" Jones Says:

    Leigh is “actively blocking trolls” so it must be okay to stifle free speech.

    Just saying

  5. jdm Says:

    ^ I thought blocking trolls violated some law or constitutional amendment… d’oh! forgot, that only applies to Magats.

  6. John "Bigman" Jones Says:

    Used to be, celebrities concentrated on horrible afflictions which struck a large percentage of the population. March of Dimes against Polio, for example.

    Nothing against this guy being honored for his work with transgendered people, but they’re not the overwhelming percentage of the population.

    If we’re getting down to the point where each celebrity gets their own pet affliction, I wanna talk to the guy fighting for victims of Alopecia- hair loss caused by auto immune disorder – and the guy battling to raise awareness of Vitaligo – discolored skin – as both are found in friends or relatives and are just as personally devastating while not being trendy at all.

  7. John "Bigman" Jones Says:

    Speaking of rule changes, it turns out you CAN deduct hookers and blow.

    https://www.independentsentinel.com/hunter-took-hooker-expenses-off-his-taxes/

    I’ll have to alert my guy at H&R Block. I wonder if its too late to file an amended return?

  8. Bettyboop Says:

    I’m waiting for the day when all our women’s teams are manned (hah) by men.

  9. Blade Nzimande Says:

    He could take on the whole team.

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  11. cosmicwxdude Says:

    Really wish I could boycott there imbeciles, but I can’t stand mens basketball let alone woMENS . Fine you ugly piece of shit pedophile wannabe.

  12. cosmicwxdude Says:

    Typos galore, sorry but you get my drift.

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