If Pat Robertson Didn’t Exist…

By Mitch Berg

…the left would have to invent him.

That is all.

7 Responses to “If Pat Robertson Didn’t Exist…”

  1. Chuck Says:

    Pat R needs to have a handler review what he says before it goes public. But did hear this morning that he is spending several million dollars of his own (his organizations I assume) money on Hati. He did the same with Katrina a few days before anyone really realized how bad the situation was there.

  2. Kermit Says:

    I just talked to God, and He told me that Satan has absolutely no control over earthquakes. God also has no problem with the 95% majority Roman Catholic population of Haiti. I’m not sure who Pat is talking with.
    Just thought I’d share.

  3. apathyboy Says:

    I suppose we have God to thank for saving us the trouble. The process would have been absolutely exhausting.

  4. flash Says:

    Current Demo via CIA World Fact Book:
    https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ha.html

    ==
    Religions:
    Roman Catholic 80%, Protestant 16% (Baptist 10%, Pentecostal 4%, Adventist 1%, other 1%), none 1%, other 3%
    note: roughly half of the population practices voodoo
    ==

    Both sides have their pariahs, the Right tends to do a better job of muzzling theirs, which is why when one gets off message, it becomes news.

  5. Mr. D Says:

    I suppose we have God to thank for saving us the trouble. The process would have been absolutely exhausting.

    Not really; I know plenty of lefties who are quite adept at constructing strawmen.

  6. K-Rod Says:

    Just change the name to Luvi and all will be better.

  7. Troy Says:

    Yes, I’m sure the ScaifeNet muzzle police let Robertson off the leash again.

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