Overheard In Saint Cloud
By Mitch Berg
This bit of audio just came through to the NARN Newsroom:
BIDEN: “I love Saint Cloud State graduates! Every time I walk into a convenience store in Delaware, I see a few of them buying Slim Jims and Red Bull, talking about how much they threw up after drinking last weekend!”
Really! I’m being truthy!
March 19th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
You know you can’t go into a St.Cloud convenience store unless you have a slight Midwestern accent.
March 19th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
“King Bunion is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.”
March 19th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Then he corrected himself. “Did I say King Bunion? Sorry, I meant King Vitamin.”
March 19th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Hey lay off the VP. Hey is too technologically impaired to use a teleprompter, hence the gaffs.
March 19th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
“What’s that teleprompter number? What? Oh give me a F%$&* break!”
March 19th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
You know, that TelePrompter is going to get a major challenge in the first few months in office. Just don’t worry about it.
March 19th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
That’s a complete lie!
It was 5-Hour Energy shots.
(What I wouldn’t have given for Biden in the old Flat Iron Tavern with pickled eggs and turkey gizzards.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6iG2qQ__20
March 20th, 2009 at 1:08 am
“I’m not sure of what that teleprompter’s constitutional duties are, but it sure the hell isn’t president of the senate.”
March 20th, 2009 at 9:09 am
TelePrompter inherited this mess…
March 20th, 2009 at 10:32 am
The POTUS and his TOTUS.