Observed On Twitter…
By Mitch Berg
…during the Grammies last night: The only way to make Kate Beckinsale any better…
…would be to wrap her in bacon.
That is all.
12 Responses to “Observed On Twitter…”
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February 9th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
In UnderworldMs. Beckinsale wore a black leather corset on the outside of a latex body stocking.
I applaud her fashion courage.
February 9th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I think it’s been done…google bacon bra 😉
February 9th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
and if you squint you can pretend it’s her heehee!
February 9th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
…would be to
wrapunwrap her in bacon.Fixed.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Mmmm. Bacon.
February 9th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
No fakin’, Angryclown loves bacon!
(Angryclown is having a hard time rhyming “Beckinsale.”)
February 9th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Beckinsale…?
Sounds like Bacon Sale.
February 9th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Angryclown pays full price for pork products, Badda. Buy yourself some of that half-price bacon, you’ll find out you get what you pay for.
February 9th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Meat for sale,
Appetising young meat for sale.
Pork that’s old and nearly spoiled,
Hamburger that’s slightly soiled,
Meat for sale.
Who will buy?
Who would like to sample my supply?
Who’s prepared to pay the price,
Food befouled by rats and mice?
Meat for sale!
February 9th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Kate Beckinsale for NRA president:
http://img502.imageshack.us/my.php?image=k13po9.jpg
February 9th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Hey, Hot Chicks are our gig. You guys are way too respectable to do things like that.
You are a serious blog, please act that way and send us all of your pictures of Kate Beckindale and bacon.
February 10th, 2009 at 1:03 am
Is that part of the Porkulus bill?