Attention, Steve Perry And Mark Gisleson

By Mitch Berg

Lileks on Twitter reminded me:

All those people who expected Bush to declare martial law today must be crestfallen. Man, he disappointed *everybody.*

Nary a single concentration camp for dissenters.

Who’da thunk it?

 

11 Responses to “Attention, Steve Perry And Mark Gisleson”

  1. BradC Says:

    And what’s with this “peaceful transfer of power” business? Yeah, Bush has got to be the worst fascist dictator this world has ever seen. Perhaps he should have studied the definition of “dictator” more closely.

  2. angryclown Says:

    You’re kidding, right? The guy stopped being president weeks ago. I can’t think of somebody who wanted out of a job so badly. Like running a company or owning a baseball team, things got boring pretty quickly.

    He’ll be missed. By 1 out of 4, according to the latest polls.

  3. Night Writer Says:

    Bush is gone? Does this mean that there’s not going to be a Draft after all?

  4. jimf Says:

    A.C. again comments without commenting on the origional post.

  5. flash Says:

    “”Nary a single concentration camp for dissenters.””

    *snapping fingers* DANGIT!!! I needed a vacation!

  6. jpmn Says:

    hey flash, club Gitmo is only going to be closed for terrorists. Political dissenters and those guilty of thought crimes will still be welcome.

  7. buzz Says:

    That you know of, you stupid bastards. Bush engineered the coup so well that most of you think there was a peaceful transition of power and the really stupid of you (AC) think he checked out weeks ago. And you have no idea where the camps are either.

  8. swiftee Says:

    Ahh…Mark Gisleson….the back of my hand….

    Good times, oood times.

  9. jpmn Says:

    gee buzz (kill), you sound like you’ve been into the same stuff Cynthia McKinney got hold of prior to the elections.

    AC was replaced by a body double weeks ago, the real AC was redacted to a secret camp in Transylvania. They waterboarded him there but the EU shut down the water boarding op. Turns out Clown makeup is full of mind altering chemicals.

  10. Chad The Elder Says:

    Bush would have staged a coup, but then he heard that Gisleson had the ‘nads for revolution and thought better of it.

  11. Mr. D Says:

    Gisleson has been remanded to Stavanger.

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