Innovation

By Mitch Berg

The media is acting like this is a big story:

A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.

The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.

Heck, that’s nothing.  Mark Dayton has most of the Twin Cities media in about the same place.

4 Responses to “Innovation”

  1. Mr. D Says:

    Mark Dayton has most of the Twin Cities media in about the same place.

    Abandon hope, all ye who enter there.

  2. Night Writer Says:

    He should have had the phone set to vibrate.

  3. Seflores Says:

    Well, it could be said that GuvJimBeam talks out of his a** much of the time. Got to go where the story is.

  4. Scott Hughes Says:

    I’ve said for years that the medicated one talks out of his ……err………bum!

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