Somebody Notify Top Chef

By Mitch Berg

My creation – perhaps the most perfect summer/warm weather repaste ever:

  1. Small bowl of vanilla ice cream.
  2. Splash a little lime juice over it.
  3. Enjoy.

You can thank me later.

17 Responses to “Somebody Notify Top Chef

  1. Troy Says:

    What was the genesis of this combination? Was it a “you got lime juice on my ice cream!” and “you got ice cream in my lime juice!” thing?

  2. penigma Says:

    Thanks. Never tried it, will now. Sounds like a good combo, patent it.

  3. jackscrow Says:

    1- Take 133 Republicans and

    2- splash 95 Democrats

    3- crash

  4. Badda Says:

    Now Peev’s a patent lawyer.

  5. penigma Says:

    And Badda’s STILL an a-hole.

  6. penigma Says:

    Are you just completely incapable of divorcing policy from personal Badda? Must be a wonder to know you directly – never say anything Badda doesn’t like or he’ll behave like a churlish little school girl for the rest of his life toward you.

    Seek help little turdboy, seek help.

  7. swiftee Says:

    If it sounds “real good” to Peevee, you just know it’s got to be a real pile….and it is.

    http://cocktails.about.com/od/cocktailrecipes/r/cement_mixer.htm

  8. Badda Says:

    Assh*le and turdboy… and a suggestion that psychiatric help is needed.

    Hmmm. This guy gets worked up!

  9. penigma Says:

    Oh, Badda, stop trying to lay your problems at my feet. I didn’t derail the discussion, that was you. Lots of things I am, but worked up by the likes of you, sorry blowfish, not a chance, you’ve inflated yourself for no good reason.

  10. JRoosh Says:

    throw both in a blender with some of that lime vodka? what would that taste like?

  11. Kermit Says:

    Mohito Montezuma?

  12. Mitch Berg Says:

    Hmmm. Wouldn’t this be a great time for some vanilla ice cream…

    …with lime on it?

    Why, yes. I do believe it would.

    (RickDFL; this is not subject to disagreement,and I don’t care what the “bitch girls” say).

  13. Mr. Shirt Says:

    Unfortunately Mitch, the surprise ingredient of the day is pork.

    Oh, sorry, that’s Iron Chef, not Top Chef… Well, I still like it so I’m posting anyway! 😛

  14. Badda Says:

    Lime juice in my vodka is great, but probably not the vanilla ice cream.

  15. Mr. Shirt Says:

    Badda,

    You’ve never had a Vodka Float??? 😉

  16. Badda Says:

    Now that I think of it I haven’t… is it actually good?

    A friend once made me a chocolate shake with peppermint schnapps and it completely eliminated my migrane!

    It also tasted nice. 🙂

  17. angryclown Says:

    2 Wingnuts 1 Cup

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