Johnny on the Spot
By Johnny Roosh
Mrs. Roosh and I walked most of Broadway in NYC today, ending up at the New York Stock Exchange on Wall Street.
I asked the guy at the door if there is anything I could do to help.
He said they have everything under control.
Hmmm. Okay.
September 26th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
He could have told you that they have some clogged plumbing from all of the worthless paper…
September 26th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Hey Roosh, you’re in Angrytown? Did you see the giant bronze bull just north of Bowling Green? Its crank is all shiny cause people think it’s good luck to rub it.
Happy to give you any directions or recommendations for stuff to do. No fooling – any friend of Mitch is a friend of Angryclown. Except for all those douchenozzles in your comments section, of course.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
AC, you can only WISH to someday rub a bull’s crank with me.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
We’d have to wait in line anyway. Kerm’s fellating it.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Roosh, if you want to see Ground Zero, go to the PATH station and take a train one stop to Jersey. Then get back on and go the other way back into the WTC. The train comes in right through the “bathtub” and on the construction level.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
There ain’t nothin’ to see or do in NYC.
Today, in Volcano, HI, I saw an old hippie. Also saw a kid on a skateboard.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Roosh,
What the Clown said. Long-standing friend of Mitch (believe it or not), and knows his NYC. Worth a ping.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
When you go to Chinatown, get the missus to take your picture in front of the sign for Big Wong restaurant. That one’s a laff riot, I tells ya!
September 26th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Make sure you eat at the Applebee’s in Times Square. It’s just like the one in Eden Prairie. You’ll love it.
September 26th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Kerm would like to see Angryclown in China Town. In oyster sauce.
September 26th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
One night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free
You’ll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you’re lucky then the god’s a she . . .
September 27th, 2008 at 8:08 am
thanks for the tips guys. We’ve already checked some of these off the list; those that we haven’t we’ll try to fit in today…except Appplebees…we did the McDonald’s in Times Square instead 🙂
September 27th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Well, there’s these two places…one’s a pizza joint in Brooklyn, and the other’s a bagel shop in the Village.
What were they called?
You know the ones I’m talking about, right?
September 27th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I did Gray’s Papaya today; 72nd and Broadway on the upper West side… I hesitated for a moment due to the national news-making Obama banner in the window but I was not disappointed.
September 29th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
But did you check out whether the Starbuck’s had pumpkin loaf? Enquiring minds want to know!
:^)