As I Was Sitting…

By Mitch Berg

…staring at my cell phone, waiting for The Text from The One, I was thinking “Mitch?  You know that the one area where “Barack”, as his friends call him, is vulnerable is among hard-core establishment liberals from the northeast.  If only “Barack” could shore up his support among white, upper-middle-to-upper-class northeastern liberals, he’d really become a strong “buy”

And then The Phone beeped.

It was a special offer from my cell phone provider.  I erased it.

And then The Phone beeped again.  It was The Text from The One, with The Choice!

Wow“, I thought, “that was weird.  But what a choice!  “Barack” could have chosen Evan Bayh, to appeal to the more-moderate midwestern vote, the Hillaristas, where he’s traditionally a tad weaker.  Or he could have chosen Bill Richardson, and actually brought some common sense to the ticket.”

“But he picked Biden – and by doing so, he not only shored up his Northeastern Urban Institutional Liberal vote, but he also added “foreign policy experience”, because Joe Biden forty-odd years in the Senate where has been utterly wrong on every foreign policy issue from the Cold War on down“. 

I nodded my head, satisfied.

And then I pressed The Button to erase The Message.

6 Responses to “As I Was Sitting…”

  1. Kermit Says:

    I couldn’t be more delighted. I added my $.02 at Anti-Strib.

  2. Chuck Says:

    But if Biden has been wrong on every significant foreign policy issue for the past 4 decades, then he is a perfect fit for todays Democrat.

  3. Mr. D Says:

    A great pick. For McCain.

  4. JRoosh Says:

    the only choice better for McCain would have been Ted Kennedy

    clearly, Obama should have chosen Hillary

    …but he let his emotions get in the way of a business decision

  5. jpmn Says:

    But Joe thinks barry is “clean and articulate”.

    Plus Archie Biden brings Delaware into play for O’bama.

  6. Kermit Says:

    Yes, Delaware is now safely in the Obama camp. That must be a relief.

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