Just One More Try
By Mitch Berg
To the Strib editorial board, DFL policy is like that ’87 Taurus you’ve been driving since ’92., on a very cold morning. Just keep cranking the thing between pumping the gas and eventually – your almost-superstitious faith in that old beater tells you – it’s gonna start.
I was going to write something to that effect. Joe Doakes beat me to it:
Democrats think Minnesotans should turn government over to Democrats, Star Trib’s main editorial [yesterday].
Nothing like thinking in the precise geometrical center of the box to solidly nail all your hopes to the failed policies of the past.
Joe Doakes
Como Park
And if you whack on the steering wheel, sometimes that helps, too…
May 23rd, 2012 at 7:30 am
Well, of course Mitch! We all know that it is silly to believe that us peons can spend our money better than the gubmint can! Just ask Larry Pogostick!
May 23rd, 2012 at 9:48 am
Thissen is angling for a job as a staff writer for the Strib, methinks.