The Party Of The People
By Mitch Berg
Although the “dumb” President has managed to stymie the “smart” Tics on the war, taxes, and issue after other issue, at least Nancy Pelosi has one one big-time victory. The House cafeteria is now just fabulous:
Newly ascendant Democrats may have hit roadblocks on Iraq and fiscal issues, but they have revamped congressional menus, replacing fatty, pre-made foods with healthier, gourmet alternatives. The once dreary congressional cafeterias now abound with haute cuisine.
The menu transformation is part of Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s “Greening the Capitol” plan to make the House campus more environmentally friendly and socially progressive.
But there can be a downside to delicious. Not everyone is happy with the enhanced offerings. Many congressional employees have complained that as the food quality has increased, so have the prices.
I smell an entitlement program brewing!
Call it “StaffAid”, or perhaps “AdminFeed”?
A fruit and cheese side dish with two small wedges of brie and cheddar, six grapes, two saltines and one strawberry cost $4.95, for example.
Who says populism is dead?
A legislature, to paraphrase Napoleon, travels on its stomach. I guess the tic majority will be headed to Provence during their next break.





January 15th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Mitch wondered: “Who says populism is dead?”
Populism? Dead. Bin Laden? Not so much.
January 15th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Why don’t they bring their lunch to work to save money? There must be a Wal-Mart Supercenter in Georgetown where Pelosi and her crew can buy some sandwich meats and other supplies. Can have a nice lunch for around $4.00.
January 15th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Good to hear! When will crow be added to the menu?
January 15th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
How can you criticize the government (oh Captain, my Captain! says AC) when Bin Laden is on the loose?!?!?!
He’s out there! (So are you, AC.) That means everything the administration does is wrong and its opponents only do right!
Pelosi is trying to bring Bin LAden to justice with taxpayer funded, fabulous meals that make the whole House feel super! Just the anti-SADs perscription to turn that Democrat frown upside down.