Jeff Rosenberg: “It’s Really Paté”

By Mitch Berg

I checked out the big headline on Twin Cities überleftyblog MNPublius this morning, and I started to worry:

Horner campaign gaining support of influential Republicans

…and read the lede…

Tom Horner is becoming a serious problem for Tom Emmer and the Republican party.

“Wow”, I thought.  “This could be serious business.  What “influential Republicans” have lined up behind the big-tax, big-spend, big-government Horner?

I read on, drum roll playing in my head:

  •  Bryan Anderson, press secretary for former Rep. Gil Gutknecht
  • Former Pawlenty communications director Dan Wolter

 To which I responded “Huh” and “Huh”?

Two press guys?  One for a Congressman who ran too far to the center and got beaten in 2006, and another that’s been out of the governor’s office for years?

Two guys who’ve never won an election?

Two guys who may have never even changed a single person in their lives to switch a vote?

One guy I’ve never, ever heard of, and another that I dealt with oh-so-briefly back during, if memory serves, George W. Bush’s first term?  Both of whom I suspect are known only to wonks and media people, are utterly unknown to anyone who doesn’t eat, drink and live politics?

It’s ludicrous, and I suspect even Jeff Rosenberg knows it. 

Here’s what’s happening:  faced with Emmer’s two-month head-start and very anti-establishment message, and knowing that at the end of that they’ll have to sell Minnesota either a national laughingstock or a woman whose entire platform is summed up “spend money like a crack whore with a stolen Platinum card”, the  entire regional Sorosphere (paid or not) is trying to repeat a couple of transparently bogus lines so many times that people start to believe them:

  1. That Tom Emmer  – who is running on making government more sane and responsible and less expensive – is “extreme”.
  2. That Tom Horner – big-government, big-tax, big-spending PR flak with establishment connections that’d make Chris Dodd blanche with shame, and who once slapped an “R” after his name, back when “R” in Minnesota meant “DFL with better suits – is an alternative.  But only for Republicans, mind you.
  3. That the Emmer campaign is “scared” of Horner.  You see it in practically everything every leftyblogger in Minnesota writes about the subject.  What an amazing coincidence, huh?  (Aint’ so, by the way.  I am utterly unconnected with the Emmer campaign, but I know plenty of people who are.  Let’s just say they’re looking forward to the end of primaries, to say nothing of November).
  4. That, indeed, every single thing that every single conservative/Republican blogger says or writes in any medium for any reason is motivated by “fear”. 

I’ll say this in their defense; if I was looking forward to having to support someone like Mark Dayton  or Margaret Anderson Kelliher against a Tom Emmer, I’d stick with repeating big lies in the hopes that gullible voters will believe it, too.   After all, it worked 18 months ago.

12 Responses to “Jeff Rosenberg: “It’s Really Paté””

  1. Mr. D Says:

    Zombie Harold Stassen is on record as supporting Horner, too.

  2. Fresch Fisch Says:

    It’s all they can do. Their candidates can’t win.

  3. Bill C Says:

    If wishes were fishes, Jeff could be King Neptune.

  4. Bill C Says:

    That, indeed, every single thing that every single conservative/Republican blogger says or writes in any medium for any reason is motivated by “fear”.

    This meme has been engraved in granite in Alinsky’s little red book since 9/18/01

  5. Kermit Says:

    What’s not to fear? We’ve got a $14 trillion federal debt, govenment takover of everything in sight and “progressives” openly calling for regulation of free speech.
    Life is just a holiday in Democrat/Socialist Land.

  6. Mitch Berg Says:

    Jeff could be King Neptune.

    Now, I’m not bagging on Jeff, per se. This is a meme that pretty much every leftyblogger in the know is in on.

    What an amazing coincidence!

  7. K-Rod Says:

    The newest chanting point, right Mitch.

    Deegee should be parroting this chanting point in… three… two…

  8. Ben Says:

    can these lefty bloggers even think for themselves? Or must they be instructed what to think?

  9. Dog Gone Says:

    I thought of you yesterday KR; our roses are gorgeous this year. How are yours?

  10. Scott Hughes Says:

    Ride a painted pony let the Spinning wheel spin.

  11. Terry Says:

    Dog Gone, it looks like your favorite “get out the vote” group is in the news again — or should be. Judicial Watch used FOIA to get the notes of FBI agents investigating ACORN after the arrest of 8 ACORN fraudsters in 2007. Pretty damning stuff.
    The reason Harshberger did not actually speak to ACORN employees caught on tape by O’Keefe was because they knew that they would hear things that would not help ACORN. Take the blinderers from your eyes.
    http://www.judicialwatch.org/news/2010/jun/judicial-watch-obtains-new-fbi-documents-regarding-acorn-voter-fraud-investigation

  12. K-Rod Says:

    DG, the roses are doing great. Dozens of buds already. Four blooms so far and dozens to go. One bush is my favorite, Double Delight or something like that. It is soooooo fragrant. The peonies are quite nice as well. I will try to get something up on G.O.M. that I have on My Green Thumb FaceBook album, but unfortunately my old cell phone pics don’t do the flowers justice.

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