Rite Of Spring

By Mitch Berg

It’s spring break along the Gulf Coast, and that means it’s time for thousands of bobble-headed college kids to flock to the beach, get completely drunk on Mom and Dad’s money, and pass out in pools of their own vomit.

And when you mix alcohol and post-adolescents, you get trouble:

In related news, Steny Hoyer has demanded that House Republicans condemn the “avalanche of violence” that the Tea Parties have brought to Spring Break.

6 Responses to “Rite Of Spring”

  1. Dog Gone Says:

    While the GOP uses the violence to fund raise.

  2. Dog Gone Says:

    And of course the GOP partying style is getting a bit of scrutiny as well. Those Young Eagles don’t really have the same excuse of youth that the college kids on break can claim.

  3. K-Rod Says:

    DG, it is the Tics that are sceaming “tea threats against Dem congressmen and mean phone calls, please send us money right away!!!”

  4. Kermit Says:

    While the GOP uses the violence to fund raise.
    Steny Hoyer has demanded that House Republicans apologize for fundraising.

  5. Mitch Berg Says:

    While the GOP uses the violence to fund raise.

    For starters, it was the Dems who had a fundraising letter out the day after Hoyer’s little group slander (in which you, let’s be clear, participated with great enthusiasm, here and over at Penigma).

    Do both sides hold up their opponents’ behavior to raise funds? Doy. Notify the media. Oh, wait – I am the media. Notify me.

    The issue is the facile, cheap, paranoiac and downright un-true group slander that the left is engaged in.

    It’s just politics, of course. Doesn’t mean I can’t call a defamatory lie a defamatory lie.

  6. swiftee Says:

    While the GOP uses the violence to fund raise.

    B.S.

    I offered to send the NRC $200.00 if I could bitch slap AssClown to the pavement…they said no.

    But the stinking Democrat party said I should send them a cashiers check and they’d think about it.

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