Give Me That Headline, Give Me That Lede

By Mitch Berg

New Jersey McDonald’s customer slaps cashier, crawls through drive-through window to get his Filet-o-Fish ™ sandwich:

“His Filet-O-Fish was taking too long at 4:30 in the morning,” said South Brunswick Police Detective Sergeant James Ryan to NBCNewYork.

According to Ryan, the customer yelled at the employee and pushed him against the counter.

“After he slaps him, he takes his food,” said Ryan.

Steny Hoyer has apparently asked House Republicans to condemn the action.

2 Responses to “Give Me That Headline, Give Me That Lede”

  1. DiscordianStooj Says:

    If it was you in that sandwich, you wouldn’t be laughing at all.

  2. Dog Gone Says:

    I find your whole premise a bit fishy, Mitch. But glad to see SitD is back after that brief ‘vacation’.

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