Open Letter To Taco Bell

By Mitch Berg

To: Taco Bell

From: Mitch Berg, Blogger

Re:  Shrimp Taco Ad

Sirs:

No.  There is no such thing as a “shrimp blogger”.

Please cease and desist.

Your prompt attention to this would be appreciated.

That is all.

14 Responses to “Open Letter To Taco Bell”

  1. Night Writer Says:

    I thought he said, “F*ck Neil Kinnock.”

  2. Night Writer Says:

    Fudge, wrong comment thread.

  3. Mitch Berg Says:

    I thought he said, “F*ck Neil Kinnock.”

    I think that was the little chihuahua.

  4. Mr. D Says:

    It’s possible that Neil Kinnock is a shrimp blogger. Ever thought of that?

  5. Kermit Says:

    Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

  6. Ben Says:

    Its not as bad as that “give me back that filet-o-fish” ad McD’s has now. I swear if they continue that ad it will be responsible for a murder-suicide somewhere in this country. I don’t think an ad has been that grating since, well, ever.

  7. Kermit Says:

    Five. Five dollar. Five dollar foot looooongs….

  8. Kermit Says:

    New windows for Americaaaa ahh ahh…

  9. Mr. Shirt Says:

    Well, that’s not entirely true…
    http://www.theshrimpfarm.com/blog/

  10. shrimpsuck Says:

    The ORIGINAL Shrimp Blogger
    Since 2006

    ShrimpSuck.org

    this Taco Bell ad has given us a ton of great PR

    gracias, Taco Bell

  11. Mitch Berg Says:

    I stand…er, sit, corrected.

  12. Chad The Elder Says:

    Those Subway ads are ear worm evil. I actually like the Filet-o-fish ads. They’re so much better than the product itself.

    Surprised that no one used this as an opportunity for jokes about bloggers of diminutive stature.

  13. Terry Says:

    Surprised that no one used this as an opportunity for jokes about bloggers of diminutive stature.
    I will be writing a comment on that very subject.
    Shortly.

  14. K-Rod Says:

    Shrimp taco, eh.

    When will they come out with the tuna version?

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