Unwarranted Optimism
By Mitch Berg
The other day, I went to downtown Saint Paul and actually parked and patronized a downtown business for the first time in probably over a year and a half. I was meeting someone at a downtown cafe to talk some business.
I met them at 4PM, on a Robert Street where a desultory car or two swished past as I wrangled with one of Saint Paul’s byzantine meters.
I hit the button, entered my space number, and waited while it buzzed and whirred…
…and said “Invalid Space: Rush Hour No Parking Zone”.
I looked up and down the street. I saw a northbound car a block away.
That was it.
Downtown Saint Paul hasn’t had a rush hour that “rushed” since Norm Coleman was mayor.





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