Headlines To Come
By Mitch Berg
Joe Doakes, once of Como Park, emails:
New York City Mayor Mamdani: Free Day Care for All!
Minneapolis Somalis: One-Way Ticket to New York, Please.
Joe Doakes
I suspect a few unindicted fraudsters are dusting off their resumes.





November 11th, 2025 at 11:38 am
Funny, but this kinda glosses over the fact(oid) that no one likes Somalis and they would never be welcomed in NYC because there’s not enough white female protestant liberals there. Heck, Somalis don’t even like Somalis given what I heard about how the Mpls mayoral vote went down.
November 11th, 2025 at 2:12 pm
jdm,
Somalis are divided into clans, kind of like street gangs.
November 13th, 2025 at 2:30 am
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