21 Jump Lane
By Mitch Berg
Joe Doakes, no longer of Como Park, emails:
Police investigating an adult enrolled in high school. You’d think they would encourage adult education.Claiming to be 17 but actually 21. So he’s a little older than his classmates. Maybe he’s turning his life around. He identifies as 17, what’s the problem? He can reinvent his gender or his species but not his age? Does that make sense?Did I mention he was also on the roster of the football team? Wonder who turned him in?Joe Doakes
Wonder why anyone would want to go back to high school?
October 7th, 2025 at 10:17 am
I bet he was there for girls. There are a fair number of guys out there who won’t get the time of day from ladies their own age, but from ladies who are younger…plus free breakfast and lunch without working. And then finally making the football team once his 20s weight had started to accumulate…