SCENE: Mitch BERG is parking on the street to go to a private event. He’s trying to wrangle with the stupid newfangle parking meter when Avery LIBRELLE rolls around the corner on a recumbent bike.
LIBRELLE: Merg!
BERG: Uh…
LIBRELLE: Shut up. The “party of faith” is embracing blasphemy!
BERG: I’m not actually Catholic, but I’m pretty sure you can’t commit “blasphemy” against a human, being that Christ was the only human who’s ever also been deific…
LIBRELLE: Republicans clearly hate Christians!
BERG: Right. So do you remember this…:

(But LIBRELLE has already left)
And SCENE.
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