Girl Brawl
By Mitch Berg
If it seems like just yesterday the national media was swooning over Saint Paul’s city council – the first all-female city council in the US, we were told – it’s because it practically was just yesterday that the entire establishment was swooning over them.
They’re women, donchaknow.
And I’m not gonna say I predicted this, but you know I kinda predicted this:
The president was, as luck would have it, my “representative”, Mitra Jalali – a woman whose “flexibility” on issues and identity makes Tim Walz look all boring and consistent; she left the council in January to focus on her health or something.
Since then, the council has deadlocked on everything from a temporary replacement for Jalali, to space for the city’s new Sudanese-style trash collection service to stage its trucks (forcing Mayor Carter to declare an emergency and, speaking of emergemcies, forcing Mayor Carter to appear like a relative moderate and grownup.
Or perhaps the one person in the transaction who shows up for work: the councilwomens’ attendance is a little dismal:
That’s may actually be worse than the DFL in the House of Representatives.
UPDATE: Mayor Carter has appointed Jalali’s legislative aide to serve out the term. I don’t think this is over.





April 8th, 2025 at 8:25 am
“Since then, the council has deadlocked on everything…”
Well hell, if you had promised me that, I would have voted for an all-gal council decades ago. No light rail, no stadium, no garbage contract….imagine it.
April 8th, 2025 at 8:30 am
It could be worse.
I could still in St. Paul, so it could still affect me.
Instead, I’m sitting here waiting for my family to realize what the S*** Show is going on and bring it up to me. My dad’s going to get a taste of H.L. Mencken come golf season when he complains (especially about the trash issue).
April 8th, 2025 at 8:37 am
..the councilwomens’ attendance is a little dismal….”
That was Joe Soucheray’s suggestion for improving the Minnesota legislature: pay them Not to show up. Just stay home. No new laws. No new taxes. No new programs or departments. Go home and leave us alone.
Glad to see the strong, empowered womyn on the all-gal council aren’t afraid to take advice from an old white man.
April 8th, 2025 at 3:53 pm
Do-nothing Whammen are best wahmmen.