Stragegy
By Mitch Berg
So, somewhere, in some market research or PR firm, once upon a time, apparently some political marketing executive figured out that…
…an eternal diet of photos of politicians was all DFLers needed to provide to keep winning elecitons.
Not giving press conferences.
Not debating.
Not engaging with voters.
Not actually solving problems or, y’know, doing anything but taking pictures of themselves with food.
“Now, wait”, you might say. “What about those photos Republican politicians do, with the swimsuits…
…and the shooting…
OK, sure! The GOP is to self-defense and flirtatious PG-rated sexuality that seems borderline prudish on TV today, as the DFL is to stuffing their faces.
I’m good with that.
The real question is – how is Tim Walz going to raise the steaks?
Er, stakes…
No, wait…
February 21st, 2025 at 7:24 am
Is it just me or is there no meat or fish in her/their/zier sandwich?
I mean, why go to a smokehaus if you don’t order something smoked?
Or are they now smoking tomatoes?
February 21st, 2025 at 10:56 am
Overall, conservative women are hotter and more well grounded than their Marxist counterparts.
And, there’s almost nothing I like better than a fine looking woman with a gun.
February 22nd, 2025 at 12:31 am
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February 22nd, 2025 at 8:16 am
On Thursday, I was in Charlotte NC looking at the equipment used in a process very similar to the process my clients use. I was there to see if their machines could be modified to accommodate those I am working on.
I took my hosts to lunch, I think we all had a sandwich. I don’t remember the name of the place but I could look it up on the receipt I kept to turn in with my expense report.
What I do remember is contained in the copious notes and photos I took during the visit. Our lunch was brief, because my hosts time is valuable, and so is mine; we were focused on the work. We didn’t take any selfies of ourselves or our lunch because nobody gives a fuck about any of that.
Spent yesterday contacting vendors, and working out details for a report I will present to my clients on Monday. I will spend a couple hours today finishing it. It will map out a plan to proceed with in detail, the goal being firmly outlined.
Your Lt. Governor spent the day in Duluth. We don’t know why she was there, who she met with or why. We don’t know what she came back with, or what she will do with it.
We know where she went for lunch, and what she had. We also know she is singularity unattractive and I know I am grateful I didn’t have to watch her consume her food.
My trip cost my clients $822.56, including my hourly rate, mileage and our lunch. My deliverables are directly applicable to the work I was hired to do. They’re tangible and the value is measurable against the budget I was given for the project.
None of you has the slightest idea how much Flanagan’s trip cost, just that it wasn’t free. Even if you knew what deliverables you had paid for, assuming there were any, you’re not going to get anything beyond that picture of her and the disgusting veggie sandwich and fizzy water that you paid for.
Flanagan isn’t unique. She is a politician and she’s doing what politicians do; mostly nothing but spending our money.
February 23rd, 2025 at 11:12 am
Just came back to this post….she’s is one scarey looking bee-itch, that we can all agree on. She’s giving WichMore of MI a run for ‘her’ money.
February 24th, 2025 at 2:10 pm
Regarding Flanagan, every minute she spends taking selfies of her (vegan?) sandwich is a minute she’s not spending messing up the state. If I could get a good portion of “my share” of the $18 billion she and Piglet have poured down the toilet back, I’d buy her a sandwich or two. Alas, I don’t think it is to be.
February 24th, 2025 at 3:50 pm
Please, no Tim Walz swimsuit photos.