I Was Warned…

By Mitch Berg

…that if I voted Republican, then wannabe tyrants would have the President on speed-dial.

And they were right:

Some people are now calling you a “lame duck” president — but then it occurred to me today: You’re not done. You’ve still got 100 days left in office! And the Supreme Court has just granted you super powers — AND immunity! You don’t answer to anyone. For the first time in over 50 years, you don’t have to campaign for anything. You are the opposite of lame, Joe. And you are not a duck. You, sir, are the President of the United States of America, and for the next 100 days, you have tremendous power. The only people you have to answer to is us. The people who put you there. You have an extraordinary opportunity to make a whole bunch of things happen. Great things. Important things. With a simple stroke or two of your presidential pen, you can make life better for millions of people in ways you never would’ve dreamed possible. You will leave the White House a hero.

So I’ve put together a list — a Bucket List for Scranton Joe — of executive actions that you can legally take today or any day until January 20, 2025. 

 

It’s Michael Moore – Flint Michigan’s own wannabe Mussolini.

And in case you didn’t want to read the whole piece (it’s probably the right call, other than sociologically), here’s where he wants POTATUS to wave his magic wand and do, via executive order, before leaving office, Constitution be damned:

  1. Declare the ERA the 28th Amendment.   I never knew the President could unilaterally do that…
  2. Cancel all student loan debt, now. SCOTUS be damned.
  3. Cancel all medical debt.  Hey, why not unilaterally repudiate all national debt?
  4. Close Guantanamo Bay.  OK, that’s something he could legally do.  Not that it’s a good idea, but he could .
  5. End the embargo on Cuba.  It’s “to free our souls”.   Because the UN General assembly demanded it – and who has a better hotline to “our souls” than the body where Sudan lectures the US on human rights?
  6. Force a truce in Israel:  It’s only sporting to give Hamas time to re-arm, after all.
  7. End the war in Ukraine.  Hey, there’s an idea.  As Moore says, Biden should “use” his “foreign policy knowledge and prowess“. Where was this advice three years ago?
  8. Empty Federal Death Row. . Note:  Suddenly, Moore cares about what Popes say.
  9. Free Leonard Peltier.  You’d think the Innocence Project would tackle that case.  And yet they have not. 
  10. Pardon Edward Snowden.   Huh.  You mean, expose Obama-era misconduct?  Remember, fat boy – drapes don’t have shoes.
  11. Pardon the self-rightous “nuns” who vandalized a Minuteman missile.  See #9, above.
  12. Ban Spam texts.  Eureka!
  13. Grant clemency to non-violent drug offenders.  Now he’s starting to sound like Trump.

Hey, at least it’s not another documentary.

7 Responses to “I Was Warned…”

  1. SmithStCrx Says:

    G-d our politics is broken.

  2. John "Bigman" Jones Says:

    Speaking of broken:

    https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2024/10/15/virginia-governor-glenn-youngkin-discusses-doj-lawsuit-against-state-clean-voter-rolls/#more-265098

    Author explains his idea how elections were stolen in the past and will be again.

    I invite SITD readers to explain why he is mistaken, why we can trust the vote results.

  3. bosshoss429 Says:

    Big,
    60 Minutes had some election official from Pennsylvania on the show on Sunday. She indicated, indirectly, that they were going to cheat. She said it would take at least four days to count the absentee ballots, because they had to remove them from the envelopes and unfold them. Exactly the types of scams they ran in 2020 and here in Minnesota, with the Franken – Coleman forgotten ballots in some precinct captain’s trunk.

  4. jdm Says:

    In the past week or so, I’ve found this to be invaluable when explaining DemoCommie activities.
    Step 1) it’s not really happening <— where this election is now
    Step 2) yeah, it's happening, but it's not a big deal <— the 2020 result
    Step 3) it's a good thing, actually; and <— actually Time magazine went here
    Step 4) people freaking out about it are the real problem <— the J6 people

  5. Sailorcurt Says:

    “Force a truce in Israel
    End the war in Ukraine”

    The President can control the actions of other countries through executive action?

    Who’d a thunk it?

    Why not use executive action to force Hamas to release the remaining hostages (or their bodies more likely) and to force Hezbollah to stop lobbing missiles and drones at Israel, and to force Iran (and North Korea, and India, and Pakistan, and Russia for that matter) to halt their Nuclear weapons programs?

    Why not just issue an executive order abolishing all tyrannical governments and instituting constitutional republics worldwide?

    While he’s at it, he could issue an executive order abolishing global warming, world hunger, cancer and pumpkin spice as well.

  6. Bill C Says:

    I do not know which is worse:

    1) Michael Moore, despite his blazing stupidity, became a political celebrity
    2) Fans of Michael Moore, due to their blazing stupidity, made him a political celebrity.

    Bill Maher needs to smack him upside the head with a brick.

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