This Should Fix Harris’s Problems With Male Voters
By Mitch Berg
“White Dudes for Harris” – the collection of online man-buns, barristos and Soho cliches from earlier in the summer – didn’t do it.
Picking Tim Walz – a thinly-closeted authoritarian with penchant for dressing up in Elmer Fudd costumes and eating Pronto Pups on camera – didn’t do it.
But this? This ad should solve Kamala Harris’s woes with men:
It’s like someone thinks the modern advertising and entertainment industries’ collective caricatures of “men” that you see in every ad or TV show that doesn’t involve an “A”-lister – either neutered, incompetent, buffoonish clichés or “men” who are “Masculine” in the same way trans men are “really women”.
This should really do it this time!
More on Harris/Walz’s male problems here.
October 11th, 2024 at 6:24 am
Let’s see who is man enough to plant a Trump lawn sign in Merriam-Park.
October 11th, 2024 at 6:35 am
“I’m man enough to rebuild a….what was that thing called again? Oh yeah….carbotater….carbolator….carburetor, that’s it…I don’t know what it is or what it does and have never actually seen one, but I’m not afraid of it…”
October 11th, 2024 at 7:22 am
Note: the 1990 Subaru Justy was the last car sold in American with a carburetor.
October 11th, 2024 at 7:57 am
With the possible exception of the black dude, I’m betting that the rest of them were momma’s boys and that the women in their lives have emasculated them.
October 11th, 2024 at 7:59 am
Crap! Forgot this point. I’m going to venture a guess that the “social media influencers” that Walz would bring with him pheasant hunting, are anti gun advocates.
October 11th, 2024 at 9:48 am
It’s interesting that Harris and her minions in marketing have not clued in to the fact that what appeals to most men is not in your face confrontation, but rather quiet confidence. And nobody sees himself as the beardless dude with 150 extra pounds on him, even beardless dudes with 150 extra pounds!
October 11th, 2024 at 2:59 pm
Another thought is that the thought of going pheasant hunting with social media influencers just flat out terrifies me. You’d get shot as they waved their Iphones around getting selfies…
October 11th, 2024 at 3:47 pm
To be fair, my gas powered snowblower has a carb. Needed a rebuild this year, too. The tech was great….she did an excellent job. Pretty sure she, like most other working stiffs, is supporting Trump. Because she works in the real world…
October 11th, 2024 at 8:27 pm
Demanding to know if I am man enough to vote for a woman is a challenge, but I have nothing to prove to the likes of those guys. Pass.
October 12th, 2024 at 1:38 am
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October 12th, 2024 at 6:16 am
Starbuck, I think you got screwed on your carb “rebuild”. Those dinky little $10 or $15 things on a snowblower that they call carburetors are usually just replaced.
October 12th, 2024 at 11:42 pm
Ya got me…..she replaced it. Even I wouldn’t touch a carb that’s been abused for 20 years.
Damn….I can sure gum up a carb though…..
October 14th, 2024 at 6:17 am
Starbuck;
You might already be doing this, but I have always used Seafoam as a fuel stabilizer in all of my gas powered stuff. At least twice, I forgot to run the gas out of my two cycle Toro snowblower at the end of spring and have never had a starting issue.
October 14th, 2024 at 7:53 am
^ I’ll confirm that.
I didn’t know Toro made 2-cycle engines, and certainly not for snowblowers. Must be an old one. Learn something new everyday.
October 14th, 2024 at 4:06 pm
The funniest thing about this commercial is that the participants are all members of the Screen Actors Guild. One would figure out actors would actually know how to act like a real human being, but apparently these guys went to the Shatner School of Acting, and were directed by someone who had no clue about how real men talk and act.
Never mind they presented themselves as real, when they were just actors. We have level after level of deceit here…