To: All you Normies
From: The Elites
Re: Die, For All We Care
Proles/knaves/fyrds,
Your life, property and family, mere peasant, are not of enough value that we, your elites, should allow you a $500 handgun to protect them.
However, ours – we elites – are of such value that dropping double the income of a typical American household is perfectly fine:
Luxury real estate agent Branden Williams said protection dogs have become so popular among his mega-wealthy clients in L.A. that he’s now in the market for one himself, especially after a neighbor was robbed at gunpoint in Beverly Hills. Williams has tasked the same broker his mom used to buy her protection dog, a German shepherd imported from Germany, with finding him a suitable animal this year.
“I will say they’re not cheap; the ones I’m looking at are between $60,000 and $100,000,” he said. “It’s a whole other level of training; we’re not talking about doggy day care here.”
Just so you know the hierarchy of the universe.
(BTW – kudos to Lisa Bender, who at least got the spirit of things right, advocating gun control while getting private security on the taxpayer’s dime. Well done, Ms. Bender) .
Regards,
Your Betters
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