Things That Gag Me
By Mitch Berg
Domino’s Pizza is bad enough.
And their latest ad – “it takes a wise man to choose between Philly Cheesesteak Pizza and Brooklyn Style Pizza – so we asked the Weismans of Short Lawn, New Jersey” – goes one step beyond the nausea-inducing notions of either recipe with this little line:
MR WEISMAN: “Cheesesteak! Have it with a hot cuppa cawfee…”
SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH
Pizza with coffee?
What unholy beast foisted that idea on the world?
May 23rd, 2007 at 11:35 am
Speaking of things that could make you gag…
…Al Gore just released a new book titled “The Assault on Reason”, where he chronicles his numerous attacks on all things reasonable, and the various methods he has used in his attempts to “end reason in our time”. 😉
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:01 pm
I didn’t even notice the “pizza with coffee” line. I was just laughing at the :It takes a wise man…se we asked the Weismanns” line.
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:29 pm
My dad drank coffee with everything. Outside of Schlitz beer, coffee’s the only liquid he ever ingested. So I had to laugh at that line from the ad.
May 23rd, 2007 at 7:55 pm
I’m surpised that Cheesesteak pizza (with our without coffee) didn’t gross you out.
I does me.
How about cookie dough pizza?
May 24th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Roosh,
That, too.
Blah.