Same As It Ever Was

The story: woman in Hibbing arrested and charged with stealing Pete Stauber’s campaign materials.

In a Friday press release, the Hibbing Police Department announced that Lisa Linnea Fitzpatrick, 61, has been charged under Minnesota Statutes for intentionally removing mail from a mail depository without claim of right.

The offense is a felony and carries a maximum sentence of 3 years in jail, a $5,000 fine, or both.

The story behind the story:

Go ahead, Ms. Fitzpatrick. Take the deal, and give up the MNDFL officials who told you to do it.

If the SPPD and Ramco Attorney arrested and charged sign thieves, they’d need to rent a barge on the Mississippi to hold the suspects awaiting arraignment.

Or they would, if Republicans in Saint Paul bothered putting up signs anymore. Back when I still tried, the half-life was about six hours. Not sure we’d even be able to test John Choi on this.

18 thoughts on “Same As It Ever Was

  1. According to rAT, the DOJ is fixin’ to unload a ton of indictments…gonna show who’s standing on the side of law and order.

    This woman is fucked, because rAT is in the loop. He has a direct line to Pedo Joe from his FAbulioUS LAkeFR0nt EStatE

  2. I’m sure Ms Fitzpatrick was just making sure those Republican flyers would be recycled appropriately. Interesting to find out if she was hoarding a bunch of other flyers from the neighborhood.

    give up the MNDFL officials who told you to do it

    I doubt she was encouraged to do this. This kind’a behavior is more like an emotional rant from the child-like persona that populates the DFL. To think that she’s a director at UMD – oh, well, maybe not so much of a surprise.

  3. Also, stealing lawn signs is petty theft. Digging into a mail box is a fed deal. Pedo Joe’s DOJ is on the job.

  4. lawn signs for republicans are misinformation
    which is a hate crime
    she was making a citizens arrest taking the offensive materials into custody
    she ought to receive a medal
    and get a shout out during lesko brandons next speech
    for defending democracy

  5. Phyllis Kahn got caught doing the same thing on Nicollet Island and was only charged(convicted) with a misdemeanor and had her record expunged a couple years later so don’t expect anything more for Ms Fitzpatrick than maybe a stern reprimand.

  6. Hmmmm. Wonder if she’s been in Bloomington lately?

    I have seen at least 50 of the GOP candidate’s signs defaced and/or destroyed by infantile DemoCommies.

  7. When rAT Emery squeaks, I picture David Brauer, balancing Trumps balls on his chin.

  8. So a director at UMD didn’t know it was a federal crime to steal mail from mail boxes and didn’t know that home security cameras are ubiquitous?
    There is the crisis of our elites right there.
    A felony conviction will end her career, so she won’t get convicted.

  9. Conversation after I showed the video to my wife:
    Her: She’s an idiot
    Me: Well, a democrat so that’s redundant

  10. UMMP,
    You’re giving her too much credit. I doubt that she even knows. That said, we all know that to DemoCommies, it’s OK to break the law if it affects fascists.

  11. Stealing, or defacing lawn signs is driven by the same lack of impulse control that causes blacks to trash fast food restaurants when it takes too long to receive their tendies, or they run out of dipping sauce.

    Incoherently lashing out at forces beyond ones control is a primary indicator of low IQ.

  12. ummp, when Phyllis Kahn was caught stealing campaign literature from mailboxes on Nicollet Island she: was not convicted of a felony, did not lose her teaching job at the UofM, went on to serve as a state representative for several more terms. The fix is already in, nothing of consequence will happen to the execrable Ms Fitzpatrick.

  13. Pig, Pedo Joe’s DOJ is cracking down on evildoers®️, and standing on the side of law and order.

    Just ask rAT.

  14. Pig;
    Yea, I don’t think this miscreant will face any consequences, but I called UofM Duluth and complained about her violating federal law, etc. The woman that took the complaint mentioned that I was caller number 355, so I guess there is some push back.

  15. Pathetic, smelly, nasty, lying creeps. I hope she-it spends time in the clink. What a sic-fok….

  16. https://cahss.d.umn.edu/centers-facilities/labs/viz-lab-mmad-lab/about/faculty-staff/lisa-fitzpatrick

    Director in the white collar world (where my mind leads) is not the same as what she directs:

    Lisa is the director of two emerging technology labs (Viz Lab and MMAD Lab); additionally she is an experienced Russian, Spanish and French translator, freelance graphic designer, tour guide in Russia, Spanish teacher, floral designer and yoga instructor.

    I’m sure they’re getting excellent ROI for her services.

  17. Bill C,
    “and yoga instructor.”
    now you’ve planted the image of her in yoga pants in my head
    I could have done without that today.

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