Keith Ellison – a year ago this week – op-edding to endorse the “Defund” Amendment in the MInneapolis city elections:
Keith Ellison today: “I’m so a law and order, I make Dirty Harry look like a soy-boi cuck; just ask Mike Freeman!.
No, really. Check out his latest TV ad:
It is is the most artlessly blatant campaign lie I’ve ever seen.
It opens with…
…Mike Freeman (?!?!?) talking about the Ellison’s crime-fighting chops – which is a little like getting your coaching skills recommended by Les Steckel. The ad name-drops Freeman – without (if I recall the ad correctly) mentioning he’s the Hennepin County attorney who’s been letting robbers, carjackers and shooters go free, over and over.
The ad claims Ellison has “…never lost a criminal prosecution” – which is true, in the sense that I didn’t f**k up my bathroom plumbing when I replaced it – because I’m not a plumber, and I hired someone who was to do the job. Keith Ellison contracted the job to outside counsel…
…because his next statement, “he added criminal prosecutors”, is technically true and still a lie. The criminal division at the AGO was tiny, and is now a little less tiny. Which was why he had to farm out the Chauvin prosecution!
Ellison‘s ad is further proof that DFLers think they can count on their voters – or swing voters – being too gullible and uncritical to look past the lies.
Experience shows it’s not a bad strategery. Frankly, if he’s wrong I think it’d shock the world.
So let’s shock the world.
Good post. It reminds of one of those articles that criticizes another article piece by piece (the process is named after a failed English Boomer journalist) – damn tip o’the tongue). It used to be a well-known term in blogging days of yore, but it’s apparently disappeared (I looked).
Freeman’s web page bragged about putting cops in jail and diverting youth criminals out of the criminal justice system. Also, Freeman chose not to run for re-election after Hennepin County paid out a $190,000 settlement to a female underling. “Big boys like us aren’t going to rule the world anymore… we already had to let the white girls in because… we need someone to keep our feet warm at night,” said Freeman.
Freeman is so white his middle name is “Orville.”
“Fisking,” jdm.
jdm, “Fisking” is what you seek
My liberal brother in law is now posting about how it’s time for the progressives to leave the Democrat Party because the Democrats have been doing a terrible job governing and they are putting forward terrible ideas (he’s extremely pro medical freedom, vaccine cautious, and anti-vaccine mandates). He’s most recently started posting about Walz and Ellison claiming that they were afraid Judge Guthman would put them in jail for Contempt of Court if they didn’t proceed with payments to the fraudulent Feeding our Future. Over the last year, my brother in law has shared an awful lot of Rep. Jeremy Munson’s posts.
I’m trying to figure out the best way to break it to him that he’s not a Progressive, but everyone he’s complaining about is.
(palm to forehead) Thanks!
What a disgusting marxist creep. Ick. Vote accordingly. Hey Keith, did you stop beating your ‘girlfriend’ yet?
headlines tomorrow
hurricane ian devastates florida
million people without power
lesko brandon chides ultra maga desantis wholly unprepared
multiple rapes in twins practice stadium reported
widespread looting and gunshots reported
congressional democrats demand police disarm citizens to protect others
lesko brandon declares fema already has boots on the ground in florida
white house walks back boots comment seems buttigeig on vacation in florida
florida national guard too busy flying undocumented refugees from texas to help starving stranded drowning working single mothers and children
working single mothers form soup kitchen and sandwich lines for hurricane victims as children share favorite toys to comfort those who lost all
national reporter does remote spot on gun toting semi facists who opened fire on so called looter innocently striving to redistribute storm damaged properties more equitably in mostly peaceful fashion
enraged hurricane victims leave off picking through the rubble of their homes to chase lyig ass reporter out of the neighborhood
Connected to thread by by corrupt justice bureaucracies.
Last week we observed the father of 7 kids who was raided by FBI SWAT because he pushed a degenerate that was harassing his son outside a abortion abbitoir.
Now, from Lifesite news:
“ BREAKING: FBI agents have questioned pro-life sidewalk counselors in St. Paul, Minnesota.”
Y’all are becoming the epicenter of all that is degenerate, unwholesome and uncivilized.
It’s about time y’all were recognized for something other than tater tot casserole and fish cooked in lye.
Congratulations.
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