Gaffe-Proofing
By Mitch Berg
Ohio Congresswoman Shontel Brown took a photo with the President at a Congressional picnic last week.
Pretty innocuous stuff
But look closely:
Now, the following is purely my conjecture – but notice Rep. Brown’s hand? Securely gripping the President’s hand?
Preventing it from wandering God only knows where else?
I’m going to start watching other women’s photos with President Brandon – because i’ll bet dollars to donuts the White House communications people are scrambling on ways of keeping the President’s hands off women, and his nose out of their hair.
One day, we’ll see a photo of Amy Klobuchar holding the President in a half nelson during a selfie.
Mark my worlds – this is one of those jokes that will turn out to be real, one day.
July 22nd, 2022 at 6:11 am
Well… let’s give Joe credit. He can still do his presidential duties, which consist solely of getting his picture taken with people, while Ron Klain and his minions (rich kids with ivy league degrees) run the country.
July 22nd, 2022 at 6:38 am
I saw a report that after Pedo Pete fell off his bike (I guess you can forget how to ride one), he was going toward a young girl, but was rerouted by a handler or Secret Service agent.
July 22nd, 2022 at 7:17 am
Next step: borrowing the imaginary handcuffs from AOC and Ilhan Omar.
July 22nd, 2022 at 9:25 am
Biden has surrounded himself with incompetents. Can you think of any of his staffers or appointees who aren’t mediocrities? And Ron Klain is the chief mediocrity. His job is get the president’s agenda through congress and manage congressional relations. Klain awful at the former because he is awful at the latter.
Example: https://www.businessinsider.com/manchin-says-he-got-to-wits-end-over-inexcusable-white-house-leaks-2021-12
July 22nd, 2022 at 9:30 am
I cut Biden a little bit of slack about the bike, because he is about 80, and many cyclists point out that when you go to toe cages or clipless pedals, you tend to make a mistake and fall a time or two. It could be dementia or something, or it could be just “he’s getting used to toe cages”.
Regarding this, though, the major possibilities are either that Rep. Brown is handsy, or Biden is handsy. I don’t believe that either one speaks well of the Democrats.
July 22nd, 2022 at 10:19 am
^^ If you haven’t tumbled off a bike, you haven’t been riding a bike. Good point about toe clips — took a few rides to get used to my Shimano Ultegra R8000 pedals.
I’d pay money to see Trump ride a bike — or perhaps he’s unable to ride a bike because of bone spurs.
July 22nd, 2022 at 12:44 pm
You know, Emery, you brain dead bot boy, you losers keep going to that bone spurs meme.
Please regale us with the exploits during the illustrious military careers of Obumbler and/or Pedo Pete.
July 22nd, 2022 at 12:52 pm
or perhaps he’s unable to ride a bike because of bone spurs.
You really need to start Trump rent to live in your head like that, Emery.
I patiently await the day you can make a reasoned and logical argument without introducing your Boogieman du jour.
July 22nd, 2022 at 12:56 pm
You could also give us Slick Willy Clinton’s.
July 22nd, 2022 at 1:10 pm
That Emery dude is dumb as a stump.
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July 22nd, 2022 at 2:37 pm
^ 🤡 Such pristine clownmanship.
July 22nd, 2022 at 2:56 pm
Trump never “supported law enforcement” in the sense of supporting the enforcement of laws.
A law enforcement agency that, “lost data”, that could have incriminated them? Well, the Secret Service and the police in Uvalde have that in common I suppose.
It turns out those Secret Service guys aren’t so eager to debunk Hutchinson — under oath.
July 22nd, 2022 at 3:23 pm
Regarding draft deferments and Biden’s asthma, as someone who was personally rejected from the academies due to asthma, I can say for sure that Navy didn’t want Biden if he had it. This puts Biden’s lie about turning down Navy in a really bad light, because if he’d actually tried to obtain admission, he’d first have heard that they didn’t want him if he already had a bachelor’s degree, and second that they didn’t want him because of his asthma. Swift boat ensigns who cannot breathe are of little value to their crew. When I was applying, all this was made fairly clear really by what they called the “pre-application” stage.
Regarding the Secret Service agents, did they decline to testify, Emery, or has the committee declined to summon them? I certainly did not find any evidence that they have actually declined to testify, and their willingness to testify was announced June 29.
July 22nd, 2022 at 4:01 pm
So the Secret Service deleted and purged texts from January 5th and 6th.
But it was just routine replacement of staff phones.
Also, it’s pure coincidence that those texts would tell us if agents are lying about Cassidy Hutchison’s testimony.
Alright— Okay!
Meanwhile, just last week Trump contacted a Wisconsin legislator to urge him to de-certify Biden’s 2020 election win…20 months after the fact.
July 22nd, 2022 at 4:40 pm
Yes, Emery, then there’s the issue of SHillary Clinton’s “missing” emails, douche bag!
July 22nd, 2022 at 5:02 pm
Primary thing we need to know about Cassidy Hutchinson’s testimony, Emery, is that she was not there, so everything she said was hearsay and therefore not admissible. However, those on the committee–mostly lawyers who should have known better–decided to hear it anyways.
Also worth noting if we must discuss this is that if we are addressing Trump’s possible culpability for this, only his communications with organizers and to the public are really relevant. His behavior in the Presidential limousine is of no relevance here.
Regarding the Secret Service, yes, there’s the stated reason, but probably the bigger reason is that a committee with no meaningful opposition membership and a history of taking inadmissible and irrelevant evidence would have used that as an excuse for a fishing expedition, really running roughshod over any number of protections for the ability of the President to do his job.
July 22nd, 2022 at 5:07 pm
If you want an example of something that’s truly obnoxious, though, Emery, I can help you out. Numerous staffers in the FBI, IRS, and other agencies mysteriously had hard drive failures and erasures of their cell phones right after they were subjected to a rightful subpoena. Bureaucrats do not, of course, have any such privilege as do executive communications. They should have found themselves in the same place as Andrew Breitbart for contempt of congress, impeding a lawful investigation, and the like. Mysteriously, Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch did not prosecute these, probably for the obvious reason that had those documents survived, they would have led right back to Mr. Obama.
And then, of course, you’ve got hundreds of classified documents found on an unsecured server run by Hilliary Clinton.
July 23rd, 2022 at 5:52 am
Save your breath, bikebubba, Emery knows that owning the presidency, senate, congress, deep state, press and academia means never having to say you’re sorry.
July 23rd, 2022 at 9:27 am
Back on the topic of Biden.
Here is video of Biden giving a speech last week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxIjftpHJvU
The man is slurring his words. He sounds like he is three beers into a six pack.
This is not normal Compare videos of Slow Joe debating Ryan in 2012 with the video above. The decline in Biden’s cognition is obvious and steep. This does not have anything to do with Biden’s supposed teenage stutter. Biden is slurring his speech, he isn’t stuttering.
July 23rd, 2022 at 9:29 am
Here is the Biden-Ryan debate. His mental decline is blindingly obvious.
July 25th, 2022 at 9:29 am
Wish I could argue with you, Greg. :^)