No Terrorists Here, Nosirreebob

They’re Iran’s combination of the Saudi religious police, the KGB and the Green Berets.

They were behind the Marine Barracks and US Embassy bombings in Lebanon in the ’80s, which killed hundreds of Americans.

They are known to be directly responsible for killing 600 American service people in Iraq.

They’ve been directly tied to destabilizing most of the governments in the Middle East and Africa, not that many of them need a lot of help in that regard.

They brougth Lebanon and Syria to their knees.

They’ve been waging a horrific war in Yemen.

They are behind most of the attacks against Israel for the past 30 years, and are HAMAS’s main sponsor.

So of course the Brandon administration wants to destigmatize them:

According to Barak Ravid, reporting for Axios, three Israeli officials and two American sources have told him that the Biden administration is considering removing Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps from the terror blacklist if Iran issues a public commitment to de-escalate its activities in the region.

Look at the bright side; it’ll free up CIA and FBI resources to go after the real terrorists, like the Heritage Foundation and the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

3 thoughts on “No Terrorists Here, Nosirreebob

  1. if Iran issues a public commitment to de-escalate its activities in the region

    They gonna send Kamala to make sure the Iranians don’t have their fingers crossed when they do?

  2. JDM pretty much beat me to it.
    I’m not surprised that the Biden Administration is willing to make substantive changes for a mere public statement. It’s just another example of a good press release being objective of government action.

  3. Next week, Jen “Peppermint Patty” Sackie will be explaining that Hugo Chavez was misquoted when he said Bush smelled of sulfur, and that under Maduro, no zoo animals have been consumed, sodomites are free to marry and pregnant men are covered under their universal health care.

    She will wax poetic as she relates her first sight of crude shipped in from Venezuela “So black, so silky smooth.” Pedo Joe will declare it the “oiliest oil I’ve seen since my days as a wildcat driller in West Texas!”

    rAT will dutifully start waving the Venezuelan flag.

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