Do You Sell Brown Trucks?

By Johnny Roosh

Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown’s campaign may have caused a small surge in truck sales.

“I’m Scott Brown, I’m from Wrentham, and I drive a truck”

Al Cerrone, owner of a local GMC dealership, claims, “We’ve gotten eight to 12 phone calls from people asking, ‘Do you sell trucks like that?”’

Why Yes! And we sell Brown trucks and they come in an assortment of colors!

7 Responses to “Do You Sell Brown Trucks?”

  1. angryclown Says:

    Johnny Roosh would also like to do Prince Albert in the can.

  2. Kermit Says:

    “I’m Kermit, I’m from New Hope and I drive a truck.” (Sorry, no Easy Rider rifle rack.)

  3. Night Writer Says:

    Where can I get my “Don’t park the truck!” bumper sticker?

  4. Terry Says:

    After November we may well see Obama driving an F150.
    An F150 with big tires & Hank Snow blasting on the radio.

  5. Kermit Says:

    He’d look great in a cowboy hat. Especially with those ears.

  6. Night Writer Says:

    He can’t do Ford. He’ll be driving a Dodge Rahm pick-up. New version of the commercial: “I am Rahm, and I’m full of it.”

  7. jimf Says:

    Can`t remember anyone saying “Do you sell hippie vans like the one Wellstone used?”

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