My Apologies

By Mitch Berg

After I go and ridicule Arlen Specter for demanding that Michele Bachmann stay barefoot and pregnant with all the other good wimmins, I’m chagrinned to note that, according to my betters at the LATimes, Specter was a victim.

Michele Bachmann’s blabbing drives Arlen Specter to patronize

“If she hadn’t been all uppity and talking, my inner sexist would have stayed tucked carefully away”.

My apologies.  Sincerely.

3 Responses to “My Apologies”

  1. Yossarian Says:

    Careful, Mitch. According to some people, the word “uppity” is considered racist.

    For real, yo.

  2. Mitch Berg Says:

    Yoss: Word up, G. But I figured I was clear, since both of the parties to the discussion are crackas like me.

  3. nerdbert Says:

    When I listened to Specter I thought he was telling Bachmann that it wasn’t lady-like to win an argument with him and that she should lie back and take what he was trying to deliver.

    Specter’s argument, however, needed verbal Viagra it was so limp.

    (And if that doesn’t trip up the spam-filter, nothing will.)

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