Metaphor Alert

By Mitch Berg

Y’know, if I were really feeling the snark today, the metaphor count could jump into double digits, here.

“Nice state youse got here. It’d be a shame if it…broke, for not respecting and paying us…”

7 Responses to “Metaphor Alert”

  1. bosshoss429 Says:

    Why does the public have to pay bonuses to people to do the jobs that THEY chose to do? They knew the risks of the medical profession, before they got into it. I would rather see truckers, grocery and warehouse workers get one before these grifters.

  2. jdm Says:

    I’m sorry, who are those people? They’re apparently united, in Spanish, and do something they consider to be essential… and, oh, yeah, the young ones who should be able to survive most any “flu” are masked, but the old one in the back isn’t. I give up. Who are they?

  3. Bill C Says:

    “Mission: NAVIGATE/ Unidos MN is a millennial driven Latinx based organization that builds power for gender, racial and economic justice.”

    Our immigrant and Dreamer background positions immigration and education justice as center campaigns/pillars of our work and like this, our intersectional strategy centers the realities of undocumented, mixed status Latinx families, GBLTQ and differently abled folks. In other words, we are an intersectional, Latinx led organization committed to social justice starting with our own community. Gay Hispanic public sector/non-profit grifters. They’re only essential in their own minds (and in the campaign coffers of DFLs across the metro area).

  4. Bill C Says:

    Livin’ the Americano Dream!

  5. jdm Says:

    Thanks, Bill C. Appreciate the info.

  6. Mammuthus Primigenesis Says:

    But are they vaxxed? That is what determines where they are politically, and nothing else. Unvaxxed is MAGA & they get 2 minutes of hate from the usual suspects.

  7. bikebubba Says:

    “Essential Workers Need Action” sounds like the title to a low budget porn movie. Just sayin’.

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