Pining For The Frauds

By Mitch Berg

The Times of London discovers that favorite slow-newsday staple of the Star-Tribune; a “flood” of several “Republicans” who are jumping over to support one Democrat or another.

And after spending the last couple of years looking at stories like that, and bumperstickers for “Sportsmen for Kerry” and such, I think it’s time to start coming up with some of our own:

  • Free-Marketeers for Edwards!
  • Recovering Addicts for Ted Kennedy!
  • Zionists for Ellison!
  • Speechwriters for Biden!
  • Hussein Torture Victims for Kucinich!

More?

4 Responses to “Pining For The Frauds”

  1. angryclown Says:

    Feminist Mitch Berg

  2. Kermit Says:

    No Clown, that would be
    Feminists, Get On Your Knees For Hillary!

  3. Chuck Says:

    How about sexaul abuse victims for Clinton.

  4. Jeff_McAwesome Says:

    How about: Funny people for Angryclown.

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