Pining For The Frauds
By Mitch Berg
The Times of London discovers that favorite slow-newsday staple of the Star-Tribune; a “flood” of several “Republicans” who are jumping over to support one Democrat or another.
And after spending the last couple of years looking at stories like that, and bumperstickers for “Sportsmen for Kerry” and such, I think it’s time to start coming up with some of our own:
- Free-Marketeers for Edwards!
- Recovering Addicts for Ted Kennedy!
- Zionists for Ellison!
- Speechwriters for Biden!
- Hussein Torture Victims for Kucinich!
More?





May 9th, 2007 at 5:24 am
Feminist Mitch Berg
May 9th, 2007 at 6:18 am
No Clown, that would be
Feminists, Get On Your Knees For Hillary!
May 9th, 2007 at 8:31 am
How about sexaul abuse victims for Clinton.
May 9th, 2007 at 10:32 am
How about: Funny people for Angryclown.