Attention Democrats

By Mitch Berg

Remember back in the eighties, when some less-than-articulate conservative commentators lapsed into self-parody by referring to fairly run-of-the-mill fabian statists as “commies”?  The reversion to facile cliche did conservatism no favors, and probably helped you (this kills me) look like the level-headed ones?

I just though I’d thank Chuckles Schumer (P[inhead], NY) for paying the favor back with interest:

New York Sen. Charles Schumer, who famously hammered then-Sen. Alfonse D’Amato for calling him a “putz-head” in their hot 1998 campaign, was accused Thursday of stepping into the gutter himself after he sent out a fundraising e-mail in which he called Massachusetts Republican Senate candidate Scott Brown a “far-right tea-bagger.”

The two-term Democrat, in accusing Brown of being aligned with the conservative “tea party” movement, used a term that every tea party critic knows refers to a sexual act.

DISINGENUOUS LIBERAL: “But nooo! They themselves sent tea-bags to legislators! That’s what me (sknxx) mean!  Honest!”

“Chuck has a way of saying things that I don’t think he really understands or means, and it’s unfortunate,” Brown told Fox News Thursday when asked about the e-mail. “I’m not into name-calling. … so shame on Chuck.”

What was it Gandhi said?  “First they ignore you; then they mock  you; then the mocking turns into a self-parodying cliche that says more about the smugness of their own isolated, cossetted point of view and their tendency to listen to your own press; then your degrading cliche turns into a wry rallying cry for the very opposition you’re trying to mock; then they get angry realizing you’re turned their smug ignorance has been turned against them, and they either say something even dumber (see Martha Coakley vs. Curt Schilling) or they sic your SEIU goons on the opposition; then we win.”

Yeah.  I think that was what Gandhi said.

4 Responses to “Attention Democrats”

  1. Troy Says:

    I patiently wait for penigma’s next hilarious comment.

  2. Bill C Says:

    I’m sure he’ll have a next door neighbor who worked in the Indian Embassy in 1942 who can definitely say that Mohandas never spoke these words, therefore Mitch is lying and defaming the honor of Mohandas.

  3. Chuck Says:

    Hey…last fall Betty McCallum (dingbat-St Paul) called us that. So my congresswomen called me a testical licker. Well, I have a few words for that carpet muncher. Oh….and if on the Star-Tribune comment page, if you refer to a Democrat as “butch”, it will get deleted.

  4. K-Rod Says:

    The tea party folks did NOT send tea bags to legislators because such a substance would never make it to the rep after the anthrax scare. Supporters were specifically told to send simply the tea label to remind the legislator of this country’s history and opposition of taxation without representation.

    ….

    Chuck, actually what Obama/McCollum/Schumer/et al/peevee/deegee called you was a scrotum sucker. Those Democrats sure are classy. Not.

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