With A Sickly Nod To South Park

By Mitch Berg

Note: Thius story is safe for work. But use caution

Perhaps it’s a sign that I take firearm safety rules so very very seriously, but I can’t be the only one who looked at the specific piece of hardware in this story and got a nauseous feeling in the pit of their gut because:

  1. the firearm in question was loaded
  2. the trigger has no trigger guard
  3. I don’t know for sure, but I can’t imagine with a hammer that small it’s a single-action piece, and
  4. a trigger pull that short ain’t much safety even if it’s double-action.

None of the above was intended to be a double-entendre, pinky swear, although on second read it occurs to me that not only is every word of it is exactly that, but tjhere is literally no way around it.k

4 Responses to “With A Sickly Nod To South Park

  1. John Kraephammer Says:

    It’s an NAA. They are single action.

  2. Greg Says:

    Might be safe for work, but not during breakfast.

  3. bikebubba Says:

    Even though it’s single action, theoretically putting it where it went could cock it–no pun intended but blame gratefully accepted–with disastrous results. No?

  4. Maximum Overlord Says:

    I dunno, I still can’t figure out why their guts don’t slide out.

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