In A Linden Hills Household, I Bet
By Mitch Berg
DAD (to son): “Bevyn? What’s the matter?”
BEVYN: “Dad, this mean guy is writing satire about “January 6”, apparently mocking “Progressives” constant deflection of all accusations of their own bad behavior with “what about January 6″ . What does it all mean?”
DAD: “First, Bevyn, satire is racist…”
MOM: “Unless Steven Colbert does it.”
DAD: “And there are bad people who think that there was ever political violence in this country before January 6.”
MOM: “They don’t recognize that if that mob had overwhelmed the Secret Service, taken the Vice President and Senate hostage, and held them while interdicting government rescue attempts with targeted bombinghs and ambushes, they could have taken control of the country”
BEVYN: “Aren’t you describing a Tom Clancy novel, rather than a riot?”
DAD: “I”m going to hit you with my belt”
MOM (to DAD, sotto voce): “What in the holy name of Ruth Bader Ginsburg has gotten into this kid?”
April 22nd, 2021 at 11:47 am
“Bevyn”
Alright, that’s funny.
April 22nd, 2021 at 11:52 am
Speaking of funny, watch this video, lads. This is a Rochester park board commissioner explaining why the American flag is bad. Oh, and word on the street is, she is a public middle school teacher.
Please explain to me how these reprobates are *not to be* considered mentally ill.
https://youtu.be/9Cf3GRB56b8
April 22nd, 2021 at 12:08 pm
Here is an idea – if you disrespect American flag, piss on constitution and do not believe in law and order, you get a one way ticket to the socialist Utopia of Venezuela and 24 hours to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS COUNTRY!
April 22nd, 2021 at 12:09 pm
Dang, this time it was my fault…
Here is an idea – if you disrespect American flag, piss on constitution and do not believe in law and order, you get a one way ticket to the soci@list Utopia of Venezuela and 24 hours to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS COUNTRY!
April 22nd, 2021 at 12:22 pm
That comment from MOM about what would’ve happened if mob had overwhelmed the Secret Service was brilliant.
April 22nd, 2021 at 12:24 pm
And I’ll just leave this here because it’s sorta kinda related, but mostly because I think it’s interesting. BLM Complains Black Communities Being ‘Terrorized At A Greater Rate’ Under Biden Than Trump.
April 22nd, 2021 at 1:20 pm
I’m glad my middle schooler doesn’t read this blog. He’s creative enough at making excuses.
April 22nd, 2021 at 2:40 pm
The best part about all this is that these idiots think they are creating a utopía. I almost wish I could see them get this world they think they want.
What they don’t know is that:
90%of the media will be out of work; only state media comrades.
90% of entertainers Will be in blue collar Jobs, there wont be enough money for people to go to movies or shows.
Free college? Yeah, no.
Lol, free anything for that, yeah, not so much.
All of these assholes who think they are “elite and the “ruling class” are going to find out just how expendable they are after the “revolution”
April 22nd, 2021 at 2:51 pm
Great series Mitch, everything the left is trying to do is borne out of “the InnsURrReksHun.
Now parler is under fire, because, and I kid you not, it could be a gateway platform to other right wing [platforms where “dis-information is available, and so of course lead to another “InnsURrReksHun”.
Tucker Carlson must be taken off the air, nay, all of Fox, because their words led to the “InnsURrReksHun”.
How many tens of thousands of people lost EVERYTHING in the riots, but, muh ‘InnsURrReksHun’.
April 22nd, 2021 at 3:13 pm
PS: My 2:51 pm comment pretty much repeated what Joe D said in his 8:18 am comment in the Blue City School thread.
Sorry Mr D
April 22nd, 2021 at 7:34 pm
DPS, Bevis would have been more appropriate.
December 20th, 2021 at 11:57 am
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