In a shocking late-breaking story, Roseville – a first-tier northern suburb of Saint Paul – has broken with its long-standing tradition of embracing and upholding racism, and has undertaken a bold stance:
It’s good to see cities swim against the current.
Of course, I drove further, and on seeing the single coolest jungle gym I’ve ever seen in my life, something that actually made me want to be six years old again, I had to wonder…
…if their next bold stance would be against militarism, and phallocentric patriarchy.
Because you just know one of the Karens that’s taken the suburb over is going to go there, don’t you?