A Hero For Our Time
By Mitch Berg
British vacationer follows the “wear a mask, except when eating or drinking” rule to avoid wearing a mask throughout a four hour flight:
A British tourist has bragged about making a tube of Pringles last ‘four hours’ so he could avoid wearing a face mask on his flight to Tenerife.
Holidaymaker Michael Richards, 41, bought the tube of salt and vinegar Pringles on board the easyJet flight and nibbled on one every two-and-a-half minutes.
A man, a dream, a plan…
…a victory.
September 24th, 2020 at 8:47 am
I performed a similar feat on a road trip to the North Shore using one bag of Reese’s Pieces, much to the annoyance of my wife. No mask, obviously.
September 24th, 2020 at 9:37 am
When I saw the headline I was thinking the guy’s name might have been Mr. Creosote.
September 24th, 2020 at 10:33 am
NW, did you HAVE to go there?
September 24th, 2020 at 11:45 am
It was wafer-thin, JPA.
September 24th, 2020 at 3:30 pm
And now, I shoot you with this banana!
September 24th, 2020 at 8:23 pm
In the meantime, T-cells come out swinging:
https://www.redstate.com/michael_thau/2020/09/24/watch-trumps-new-covid-explain-covid-science-to-room-of-people-who-majored-in-journalism-at-breifing/