Janet Napolitano Is Out Golfing With OJ Simpson

By Mitch Berg

Remember – accoridng to Janet Napolitano, the real terrorists “human-caused-disaster, um, causing people” are “right-wing” terrorists.

So was Abdulmutallab a…:

  • veteran?
  • Pro-lifer?
  • anti-tax-and-spending activist
  • Second Amendment supporter?
  • Just curious.

    3 Responses to “Janet Napolitano Is Out Golfing With OJ Simpson”

    1. Chuck Says:

      I think she is a genious. Her plan to stop terrorist attacks on airplanes:

      A: Hope the device only smolders instead of explodes
      B: Put Dutch filmmakers on every plane to tackle said terrorist.

      You have a better plan that does not involve illegal warrantless domestic spying?

    2. angryclown Says:

      Wow, that would be a damning criticism. If she’d said anything like that.

      But she didn’t. Unless you live in wingnut fantasy land.

      Oh, right.

    3. DiscordianStooj Says:

      Well, if he’s a Muslim fundie, he is probably anti-abortion.

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