To: Seth Rogen
From: Mitch Berg, Obstreporous Peasant
Re: Issues In Fulfilling Your Request
Mr. Rogen,
In regards to your request that everyone who questions “Black Lives Matter“ should“F*** off” and not go to any of your movies: We’ve got a bit of a problem here.
I’m not going to say I haven’t enjoyed a few of your movies; “Zack and Miri make a Porno” was worth a watch. And Freaks and Geeks was pretty essential, although that was mostly a Linda Cardellini thing – and you played basically the same role you’ve played in just about every movie since.
Which brings us, with all due respect, to the point; you’ve kind of got a formula – to the extent that once you’ve seen one of your movies, you’ve kind of seen them all.
Which puts us in a bit of a pickle. I can’t “f*** off” and skip your movies, since logically, unless your formula changes, I have already seen all your future, lovable-bumbling-stoner/slacker-fish out of water movies as well
Please see to this.
That is all.
Who is Seth Rogen, and why should I care what he thinks?
Don’t worry about it, golfdoc50. Seth Rogen is like so last week.
Speaking of that, don’t worry about who’s this week either. The week is almost over.
Hey Seth;
Watch this and then get back to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kNngDTqFqM
Those slacker/stoner/fish out of water characters are so cute when they’re in their 20s. When they’re pushing 50 and doing the same thing, not so much.
And Freaks and Geeks was pretty essential, although that was mostly a Linda Cardellini thing
Almost entirely, but your courtesy to Rogan is admirable.
Insufferable, midwit twats are Hollywood’s premier commodity.