For The Ne’er Do Well’s Itinerary-Making Convenience

Remember in 2004? When a bunch of bars up and down the not-yet-very-gentrified West Seventh in Saint Paul signaled their virtue by posting themselves “No Guns Allowed” after the passage of carry reform…

…for about two weeks, until they realized the posted bars were getting robbed?

Like, a lot?

I”m sensing that some pizza chef / social justice unicorn with a food truck is going to be getting a similar rude awakening:

And..voila. It didn’t even take armed robbers to harsh the hipster’s mellow.

8 thoughts on “For The Ne’er Do Well’s Itinerary-Making Convenience

  1. Because denying people service based upon who they are is the best way to achieve justice and equality. Now, bake me a cake!

  2. Because when you’re talking about people who definitely pose a risk to their fellow man, the police are at the head of that list, not gang-bangers, Antifa activists, or “democratic so**ists.”

    The whole thing reminds me of writing a letter or two to posting businesses “you are only telling criminals that their victims will be disarmed for their convenience.” Same basic thing here–“the po-po will not be here, so if you’re a criminal with a hankering for pizza–with or without a way of paying for it–come on down.”

  3. Here’s a trivia quiz for boomers and Gen Xers:

    Before it became infamous for putting the boots to the Pizza Llama, what famous TV program was filmed in Mt. Airy, NC and what was the fictional name given the town?

  4. Swiftee, are you saying that it was Barney Fife that rallied the town to expel Llama? Who knew?

  5. Making the SJW’s pay a price — any price — for their arrogance & self-righteousness will thin their ranks considerably.

  6. Bubba, Fife would have pistol whipped the Llama, probably.

    Not much gets by him, uno.

  7. Barney Fife and his unloaded revolver, crime crusader of Mayberry. He couldn’t load it with his one bullet unless Andy gave him the OK.

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