It’s Entirely Possible…
By Mitch Berg
That John Feinblatt, kommissar of Everytown for Gun Control, wasn’t trying to highlight the intellectual vacuity of the gun control movement when he wrote this:
“While there is much we don’t know about COVID-19, this much is clear: Guns don’t make you safer from it. Because despite what the NRA would like you to believe, you can’t shoot a virus.” – @JohnFeinblatt, president, Everytown for Gun Safety https://t.co/qE36WmA7So
— Everytown (@Everytown) April 6, 2020
…but if he were, it’s hard to see how he’d have written it differently.
April 9th, 2020 at 6:37 am
– and guns cannot prevent plaque build up on your teeth or the heater element on your dryer from burning out. So therefore we should take guns from good people to prevent bad people from having them.
Gosh, maybe future generations will learn critical thinking from the internet – because they sure aren’t getting it from schools.
April 9th, 2020 at 7:32 am
So the painfully lame snark that you can’t shoot a virus has grown to an accusation that the NRA wants its members to believe you can? That seems dumb.
April 9th, 2020 at 8:33 am
File under “Answers to questions no one is asking.”
April 9th, 2020 at 10:48 pm
I’m usin’ a zero-dot-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-nine SJHP on the virus. Not sure how effective it is, I mostly shoot it at old people who ain’t wearin’ masks. How y’all feel about that?