Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
I get that the Coronavirus is The End Of The World As We Know It. I watch the media so I’m fully informed. But I’m also puzzled by the behavior of Liberals.
Went to the store yesterday, saw shoppers hauling carts full of bottled water. Wait – I thought plastic water bottles were killing the planet. I thought we were supposed to be using Nalgene or stainless steel. What are you Liberals doing with them?
And I thought Cheryl Crow spoke for all you decent people: one sheet of TP per session, to save the trees that eat CO2 and thereby prevent global warming. There are 500 sheets on a roll of TP. You’ve got enough in that cart for 6,000 dumps. How long a siege are you preparing for?
I keep trying to tell people – do your panic shopping a few years before the panic. It’s much easier.